SILICA GIRL

This has many inside jokes behind it; but unlike some people on DA I will actually EXPLAIN THEM since I bothered to upload the freaking picture (glares at ppl who are like, "You don't understand this because you're not in my group of friends! Haha Don't ask questions")

Julie was trying on a coat while I was talking with Laura one day. Suddenly she comes up to us with her hands in her pockets and says, "What would you call a superhero that--*throws silica packets at us*--throws silica packets?"

We didn't know exactly, but Laura suggested "Silica Girl" and it stuck. Julie then perfected her aim with the packets, and added a neat "Fft! Fft!" sound as she threw them. A hero was born.

Julie told us that at her first job (on a factory line at a drug manufacturer) they often put silica canisters in pill bottles for drugs that smell especially gnarly.

Later that day, Laura approached Julie and said, "How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb-- HEYWANNAGOPLAYSOCCER??!" to which Julie replied, "That's not very nice." Laura stated, "I used to have ADD so it's okay." Both Julie and I cried, "USED TO??" so Laura's nondescript pill bottle became an ADD bottle.

*sigh* Good ol' memories of Burlington. ;_; I FUCKING HATE YOU, BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY! *sobs quietly in the corner*